The Bourbon Wars

My wife loves to entertain and she loves making her bourbon slush drink which is a mixture of tea, bourbon, sugar, and lemon. It's put in the freezer which comes out in a slushy texture.

She always wants to use my Woodford Reserve bourbon and I won't let her. The stuff
isn't cheap and I have my principles against using fine bourbon in a foo foo drink concoction.

I think it was last Derby Day she mixed up her bourbon slush while I wasn't there AND SHE USED MY WOODFORD RESERVE! What a waste. I don't think I spoke to her the rest of the day. She thought it was funny.