Charlene once asked me if I ever heard of "chemtrails". There is this person Charlene works with who believes that the U.S. government has been conducting experiments with citizens spreading chemicals across the skies with jets. I came to find out that alot of people actually believe this story. The chemtrails are supposed to cause everything from cancer to mind control, I'm not kidding, I looked it up on Wikipedia. . Some people apparently believe anything they're told.
Later this day I borrow my neighbor's lawn mower to get it over with so I won't have to mow tomorrow after church. My mower has been in the shop for over two weeks now. When I get it back I fully expect it to go from zero to sixty in six seconds flat. After I mow the lawn I go ahead and mow Bill's too as this is the third time I've used his mower. From the looks of his lawn he hasn't mowed in three weeks and in his back yard I felt the need to put on a pith helmet. While I mowed I could still hear the cicadas over the sound of the mower. I read in the paper this morning it's the XIIV brood of cicadas. They come around every seventeen years. Sounds almost biblical. They're ugly little critters. The paper said there are some people that EAT the things and say they taste like shrimp. Yummy, these must be the same people who believe in chemtrails. Hey, maybe the chemtrails are causing people to eat cicadas.