The Agoraphopic Flea

We went to a flea market yesterday. We saw:

Bolsters
Holsters
Over the shoulder boulder holders
Wool Rugs
Wheel lugs
Fake bugs
Toe rings
Vacation flings
Tools
Spools
Vanity plates
Cheese grates
Wheel cleaners
Orange squeezers
Bathroom remodelers
Veneer installers
Hard and paperback books
Crochet hooks
Old Life magazines issues
Holders of tissues
Chow chow (hot and mild)
Pepper relish
Pepper jelly
Orange blossom honey
Spun honey
Fruit jams
Flim flams
Knick knacks
Bric-a-brac
Doo dads
Gee gaws
Paddy whacks
Zantac
Rolaids
First aids
Diamond rings
Napkin rings
Coins
Coin silver spoons
Wooden Loons
Stampers
Hampers
Rods
Reels
Spiels

And people of every:

Size
Shape
Race
Vocation
Notation
Inclination
Dress
Mess
Elvis-ness