August 25, 2009

I Love Italian

After getting home yesterday from work, wife and I walked a few miles. When walking the last leg down to our house we were descended upon by the neighborhood brat pack of young girls who’ve taken a liking to us, through our granddaughter, who plays with them whenever she visits.

Lately they’ve been coming over almost every evening, usually while we’re eating dinner, and hang out in our backyard or drape themselves on my truck bed cover, speaking that mysterious, borderline hysterical girl language.

One of the girls has a mouth on her.

“Where did you go to college?”
“U of K.”
“Ewww! That school is sooo lame! U of L is way cooler than U of K.”

Speaking of U of L, Rick Pitino is the basketball coach and is on public opinion trial for having an after hours drunken orgy at a local restaurant called Porcini’s, with a woman who tried to extort money from him to keep it hush-hush. Now she’s claiming Pitino raped her…uh huh, yeah, right.

Pitino held the obligatory public apology press conference and although his contract contains a public morality clause he’ll never be fired and he’ll never resign. He disgraced himself, his wife, his family, and U of L, but hey, he wins basketball games and that’s all that matters.

There’s a new entrĂ©e at Porcini’s…. aged red snapper stuffed with Italian sausage.

4 comments:

  1. It was only restaurant sex ... and then you go and mention snapper and sausage. Just what is going on in the Land of Boone?

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  2. Ha!Ha!, so that's their latest menu item.

    In my opinion, that person should have been fired. But then what about the wife and family? I can't understand what these people are thinking of when they do something they know is wrong and don't want to take the responsibility and own up to the fact. Plus the shame the family has to go through. They show no respect for their family.

    If there was a clause in his contract, and he broke it, that should be grounds for losing his job.

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  3. hee hee hee you always crack me up!
    xxsm

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  4. Not showing respect to the family and to the job is wrong ,we all know it but temptations get too strong for some.....may be we need to pay more attention to our family where kids get a fair chance to know the importance of old family values,non violence(mental or physical)and their responsibilities towards the country,environment and others..

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